Episode 7 - The Adventures of Rusty Patti: Climax, Anyone?

In the finale, we have more sex and nudity. If you are easily offended or skeeved out by action figure or lesbian or lesbian action figure sex then turn back now.

Also, beware of big boomerage.

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The Adventures of Rusty Patti: Rusty and Vettey in The Big Easy (Part III)

[ORIGINALLY POSTED ON LEZBANG]
This is the eagerly anticipated sex episode. If you are easily offended by action figure or lesbian or lesbian action figure sex then turn back now. (I almost created a PG-13 version but I knew none of you would look at that one anyway.)

In this episode, the sidekicks have a surprise for Rusty and two friends make an appearance. One of them has dire news for Rusty.

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Episode 6 - The Adventures of Rusty Patti: Rusty and Vettey in The Big Easy (Part I)

[Modified from version originally posted on LezBang]
Rusty and the Sidekicks-in-Training mourn the presumed death of their beloved Minnie. Unnerved by the loss, Rusty tries to get some of the Sidekicks-in-Training more involved in the day-to-day operations. And Vettey gets her big chance to strut her Sidekick stuff in her hometown — New Orleans.

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Episode 5 - Rusty and Minnie Hit the LezPornium

[Modified version of blog originally posted on LezBang in 2008]
Hi kids, welcome to this week’s episode. Minnie gets her shot at being Rusty’s sidekick. There's lube, furry handcuffs, Hell Beave, and the BritBot prototype.

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Drum roll, please.

And Now a Word from Our Sponsor

[Originally posted on LezBang]
Yesterday, Rusty Patti was preparing for the next episode of her adventures. Her sponsor, LezBanger Cigarettes™, showed up to shoot a commercial. The glamor of pimping cigarettes might be wearing thin for the action hero.

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(Here's the link to the blog that has the template and explanation of how to build the cigarette box.)

Episode 4 - Rusty Patti & Westie Hunt Beaver

Thanks to the overwhelming response to my suggestion that you help me pick a sidekick, I ended up with a plethora of capable candidates. Gracias. Now It’s time for some serious vetting. Each of the candidates will be given a chance to work with me on a single assignment and then I’ll make my selection based on the following criteria:

• Weapon proficiency
• Ability to think on feet
• Unquestioning devotion
• Communication & banter
• Physical strength
• Endurance
• Costume confidence
• Intangibles

Westie is first up in the Search for Rusty's Sidekick. Here are a few bits from her application:

Look, it's pretty simple why you should choose me

• I am low maintenance.
• I only have one Vagina, so I will not be constantly plagued with thoughts of vaginal satisfaction.
• My hair is short, very much unlike Scorpio, so it will never cloud my field of vision.
• I'm not lazy like Loveshtoned.
• I am handy with tools; however, I have never impaled myself using them like the Busy Beaver.

Here's the setup: Rusty has been listening to the police scanner so she can take Westie to a few crime scenes for practice. She and Westie sneak in to the crime scene and spot the telltale sign of Hell Beaver - a potato peeler.

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