Episode 4 - Rusty Patti & Westie Hunt Beaver

Thanks to the overwhelming response to my suggestion that you help me pick a sidekick, I ended up with a plethora of capable candidates. Gracias. Now It’s time for some serious vetting. Each of the candidates will be given a chance to work with me on a single assignment and then I’ll make my selection based on the following criteria:

• Weapon proficiency
• Ability to think on feet
• Unquestioning devotion
• Communication & banter
• Physical strength
• Endurance
• Costume confidence
• Intangibles

Westie is first up in the Search for Rusty's Sidekick. Here are a few bits from her application:

Look, it's pretty simple why you should choose me

• I am low maintenance.
• I only have one Vagina, so I will not be constantly plagued with thoughts of vaginal satisfaction.
• My hair is short, very much unlike Scorpio, so it will never cloud my field of vision.
• I'm not lazy like Loveshtoned.
• I am handy with tools; however, I have never impaled myself using them like the Busy Beaver.

Here's the setup: Rusty has been listening to the police scanner so she can take Westie to a few crime scenes for practice. She and Westie sneak in to the crime scene and spot the telltale sign of Hell Beaver - a potato peeler.

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